bicycleofthoughts

I have been working at my first job for about 2.5 months. They have asked me to fill a self-assessment form. As my brain randomly fires thoughts at moments, I will be writing here what came to my mind but I cannot include in my self-assessment.

Performance And Contributions – Key Achievements

1. I achieved Nirvana. I am above you all. Maybe this is the day you will recognise my might and bow before me. If you don’t, it doesn’t affect me because I have achieved Nirvana.
2. I have performed as I expected. I have been sane all this time.
3. I have become a part of a team at the workplace. Slowly and slowly, I am going to get inside their head and eat their brain. Brain is tasty.

Performance And Contributions – Important Misses

1. I have totally missed out on asking a girl out. This bugs me. A lot.
2. Sometimes I miss my ability to write. I used to be such a great writer. Now what comes out, you can see in this document.
3. I missed out on getting Amazon Prime at a good deal during the sale. Now I don’t have it.
4. I want to pop some balloons. These are just hanging. I want to pop them.